Awesome person

Oh, hell...o...

Once again, Wright wants us to talk about a person who we admire. Well, as it says on my profile I am a dedicated Christian, so it might be a sin if I didn't say Jesus Christ was my awesome person. Seriously though, he is awesome. Not only is he a hero and a savior, but he was sort of a rebel against the law makers of the time, which in a sence makes him an anarchist.

So here's to the ultamate anarchist...JC

HALLELUJIA!!!

Rule I'd like to assassinate

Greetings, fellow followers of no one.

Today, I've been asked by Wright to talk about what rule I'd like to change in our school. That unfortunate rule I'd like to assassinate is that we can't leave campus to get some decent food. It needs to change because THE SCHOOL LUNCHES SUCK!!! In fact, I'm afraid to eat the spagetti there anymore because I pulled a 2-foot-long hair out of my mouth from it. The school put this rule into place because they knew they wouldn't make money if we had a choice.
So in conclusion...

LET'S GO TO WENDY'S!!!

Presidential Inauguration

Buenos Pantelones!

Today is the day of the presidential inauguration, when Barack Nobama will officially be accepted as president. So my comp teacher has asked us to blog on what we think of it. So my opinion is...

OBAMA'S THE ANTICHRIST!!!

This weekend

konnichiwa.

Today I got an assignment from my com teacher. We have to text about what we did this weekend, so here it is... On friday... um... On Saturday I went to a youth rally where I actually saw people from my school (sucks). On Sunday... uh... On Monday, which was also Martin Luther King Jr Day, I celebrated by boycotting busses, getting shot by fire hoses and getting attacked by police dogs.

OH MY GOD!!! SOMEONE SHOT A WHITE MAN!!!

Anarchist Party

Greetings, faithful followers (if any. Please make yourselves aware to me if you're out there).

I have devised a plan to create a new political party, the Anarchist Party. Our goals shall be to oppose the president in any matter that involves direct action from the government and eventually to overthrow the government to permanently ensure freedom in the land of the free. Don't believe any of the crap the government feeds you about how they do ensure our freedom. It's all lies. They are just being underhanded about trying to control you as they have been since the Civil War. If they took the direct approach to total control, many would have already overthrown the government. In fact, it is our right in the constitution to overthrow the government when they have abused their authority. Our symbol, like the Republican donkey and the Democrat elephant, shall be the... well I need ideas. There's a poll for you to pick the symbol of the Anarchist Party on this blog, so please choose wisely.

ANARCHY!!!

More than 24 time zones

You know how they say there are 24 time zones? That's one time zone for each hour of the day, right? Well, if it worked like that wouldn't there be more than 24 time zones? For example, within those time zones, wouldn't there be 60 more time zones for each minute? So you drive east or west and every few miles and you have to change your clock by one minute. Even beyond that, wouldn't there be a time zone for any measurement of time that exists? So as your walking down the street, and for each step you take, you have to set your clock one millisecond later.

ALIENS WILL ABDUCT YOU IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR BROCOLLI!!!

3rd Nine Weeks

funnGreeting from beyond the usual.

Today, I will be blogging about the third nine weeks. Why? (retorical question, don't freakin' answer it) Because our computer teacher assigned it to us, and I just have to screw things up...
The first question I am asked is "What are you looking forward to?" Actually I have something very special planned, but I'll have to wait until I'm caught to tell you. Next on the list is "What are you dreading?" Well, that's obvious. I'm dreading when I'll get caught for what I previously mentioned. And last is "Are you counting the days until Spring Break?" No actually, I'm not....
I'm counting the minutes.

IT'S 10 O' CLOCK! DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR VIRGINITY'S AT!?

On the subject of blogging...

Greetings, internet blog-reading world.

This is actually my first blog. My computer class teacher assigned this, so I'm gonna try to make the most of it. Our first assignment today is on the subject of blogging itself, and our personal feelings on it. So first we assess the definition blogging. According to Wikipedia, a blog (a contraction of the term "Web log") is a web site, usually maintained by an individual with regular entries of commentary, descriptions of events, or other material such as graphics or video. BUT......................................................................................................................
I say blogging as the toilet paper of the web, as bloggers wipe the freakin' crap off their metaphorical arses with their blog pages. However, that's only the good ones. The crappy ones post useful crap like important dates and newsletters. So all in all........................................................

bloggin's pretty cool.

SHUT THE CRAP UP!!!