Senior Prom '09

This weekend was more fun that a barrel of matches at our Senior Prom '09. So for those of you around the world who don't know what a prom is, it's a celebration when the juniors and seniors dress formally, whereing colorful dresses and slick tuxedoes and get together for dancing and FREE FOOD!!! Most people get a date to accompany them, like their boy/girl-friend, while others go by themselves and meet with their friends. Apparently, there's also an annual theme. Now this seems like a magical evening where nothing can go wrong, doesn't it? Well it is, and that's exactly why I'm going!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I rented my tux from Micheal's. It was a Black Mirage Tux and it looked like this (and I'm not the douche wearing the tux in this pic)

And I had a black tie and vest. And for the masquarade part, I wore a V mask from the movie "V for Vendetta"

We had our prom at the alltel stadium in Jacksonville, Florida, more specifically in the Touchdown Club. There was lots of good food, also, and it was all FOR FREE!!! I ate almost a pound of coconut shrimp. The music left a bit to be desired, though! In fact, I HAD to request "Brass Monkey" by Beastie Boys for them to have played anything good! Other than that it was pretty awesome! I went onto the dance floor with my mask on, and almost everybody there gave me dirty looks. That was OK though, since I don't give a crap what people think anyways, considering they're back-water, inbred ideots. Afterwards, my friends that I rode with and I went to try to see a movie, but the theatre was closed, so we went to wal-mart, and bought 'Underworld: Rise of the Lichans" while I bought a 2-liter of A&W Cream Soda for myself... since no one else liked cream soda (and after I offered, too! Freakin' losers) So we all went to Matt's house, who's apparently rich because his house is so freakin' huge, and watched the movie. I got home at about 3:45 in the morning! Then in the morning (around 8), my mom comes in to wake me up for church! I wanted to say "SCREW IT" but I don't like pissing off Jesus, since his daddy can smite me!

SMITING SUCKS!!!

Art Sho-kase Guessing Game

ALL RIGHTY THEN!!!

For the 1st time ever, (and maybe the only time ever, depending how people like it... OH like I actually care!!!) I am posting the Art Sho-kase Guessing Game! This one goes especially out to you, Edohsama! Can you guess what music album this is based from AND who made the album? (hint: imagine the characters as more chibi than what I drew, and Imagine the background as red instead of white)

GOOD LUCK!

Beheaded

This right here is a picture of one of Fuma-Ninja-Clan's hench men having beheaded President Barak Obama. They are planning on selling the head to the highest bidder! So contact Fuma Kotaro-sama at fumaclankotaro@gmail.com!

LONG LIVE THE KING!!!

Art Sho-Kase #2

Here is another sho-kase painting I finished yesterday in celebration of my Dad's birthday, which is May 5.

This one's titled "cumpleaños"

Art Sho-kase #1

Greetings, my adoring fans!

As you may know, I am an aspiring artist and advent political cartoonist, so I have desided to start sho-kase-ing my work.

This piece is entitled "King David" and I painted this piece for the Fine Arts Festival in Orlando, and this year's theme was "Extraordinary"

karma part 2

I had been having trouble because my prom date's mom wouldn't let her ride with me, my friend and his date in a limo. So as of tuesday of last week, I asked her in person to let my date ride in the limo with me, and even offered to pay for her share in the limo. She said she would have to think about it and let me know on monday. So that was yesterday, and her decision was that she was not riding with me AT ALL!!! It seems that karma was not through with me from Sunday!

SO WHO WANTS TO GO TO PROM WITH ME!!!?

karma

'sup people of the internet world

Yesterday I was at the convenience store about to purchase a gallon of 2% milk($5! freakin expensive), when low and behold as I walked away from my mountain bike, I fount a penny! Not only that, but the penny was heads up! PRETTY FREAKIN' LUCKY!!! It seems that karma was on my side! And dead straight ahead of me was (can u guess?) ANOTHER FREAKIN' PENNY!!! EXTREMELY FREAKIN' LUCKY!!! Karma was definitely wanting to get on my speed-dial!!! But that was when karma struck me with a lead pipe (in the living room!) I more closely examined the penny to find that it was TAILS UP!!! The effects of this was that the good luck I had accumulated was made void like the experation of a "free personal pan pizza with purchase of small beverage" certifricate!!! Karma was only playing a sick and twisted joke on me!! I must say that karma is a discusting, dispicable thing that needs serious psychological therapy! I think from now on, I'll stick with prayer.....
and lucky rabbits feet!!!!
SLEEP WITH 1 EYE OPEN BEFORE KARMA STRIKES YOU DOWN!!!