Senior Prom '09

This weekend was more fun that a barrel of matches at our Senior Prom '09. So for those of you around the world who don't know what a prom is, it's a celebration when the juniors and seniors dress formally, whereing colorful dresses and slick tuxedoes and get together for dancing and FREE FOOD!!! Most people get a date to accompany them, like their boy/girl-friend, while others go by themselves and meet with their friends. Apparently, there's also an annual theme. Now this seems like a magical evening where nothing can go wrong, doesn't it? Well it is, and that's exactly why I'm going!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I rented my tux from Micheal's. It was a Black Mirage Tux and it looked like this (and I'm not the douche wearing the tux in this pic)

And I had a black tie and vest. And for the masquarade part, I wore a V mask from the movie "V for Vendetta"

We had our prom at the alltel stadium in Jacksonville, Florida, more specifically in the Touchdown Club. There was lots of good food, also, and it was all FOR FREE!!! I ate almost a pound of coconut shrimp. The music left a bit to be desired, though! In fact, I HAD to request "Brass Monkey" by Beastie Boys for them to have played anything good! Other than that it was pretty awesome! I went onto the dance floor with my mask on, and almost everybody there gave me dirty looks. That was OK though, since I don't give a crap what people think anyways, considering they're back-water, inbred ideots. Afterwards, my friends that I rode with and I went to try to see a movie, but the theatre was closed, so we went to wal-mart, and bought 'Underworld: Rise of the Lichans" while I bought a 2-liter of A&W Cream Soda for myself... since no one else liked cream soda (and after I offered, too! Freakin' losers) So we all went to Matt's house, who's apparently rich because his house is so freakin' huge, and watched the movie. I got home at about 3:45 in the morning! Then in the morning (around 8), my mom comes in to wake me up for church! I wanted to say "SCREW IT" but I don't like pissing off Jesus, since his daddy can smite me!

SMITING SUCKS!!!

Art Sho-kase Guessing Game

ALL RIGHTY THEN!!!

For the 1st time ever, (and maybe the only time ever, depending how people like it... OH like I actually care!!!) I am posting the Art Sho-kase Guessing Game! This one goes especially out to you, Edohsama! Can you guess what music album this is based from AND who made the album? (hint: imagine the characters as more chibi than what I drew, and Imagine the background as red instead of white)

GOOD LUCK!

Beheaded

This right here is a picture of one of Fuma-Ninja-Clan's hench men having beheaded President Barak Obama. They are planning on selling the head to the highest bidder! So contact Fuma Kotaro-sama at fumaclankotaro@gmail.com!

LONG LIVE THE KING!!!

Art Sho-Kase #2

Here is another sho-kase painting I finished yesterday in celebration of my Dad's birthday, which is May 5.

This one's titled "cumpleaños"

Art Sho-kase #1

Greetings, my adoring fans!

As you may know, I am an aspiring artist and advent political cartoonist, so I have desided to start sho-kase-ing my work.

This piece is entitled "King David" and I painted this piece for the Fine Arts Festival in Orlando, and this year's theme was "Extraordinary"

karma part 2

I had been having trouble because my prom date's mom wouldn't let her ride with me, my friend and his date in a limo. So as of tuesday of last week, I asked her in person to let my date ride in the limo with me, and even offered to pay for her share in the limo. She said she would have to think about it and let me know on monday. So that was yesterday, and her decision was that she was not riding with me AT ALL!!! It seems that karma was not through with me from Sunday!

SO WHO WANTS TO GO TO PROM WITH ME!!!?

karma

'sup people of the internet world

Yesterday I was at the convenience store about to purchase a gallon of 2% milk($5! freakin expensive), when low and behold as I walked away from my mountain bike, I fount a penny! Not only that, but the penny was heads up! PRETTY FREAKIN' LUCKY!!! It seems that karma was on my side! And dead straight ahead of me was (can u guess?) ANOTHER FREAKIN' PENNY!!! EXTREMELY FREAKIN' LUCKY!!! Karma was definitely wanting to get on my speed-dial!!! But that was when karma struck me with a lead pipe (in the living room!) I more closely examined the penny to find that it was TAILS UP!!! The effects of this was that the good luck I had accumulated was made void like the experation of a "free personal pan pizza with purchase of small beverage" certifricate!!! Karma was only playing a sick and twisted joke on me!! I must say that karma is a discusting, dispicable thing that needs serious psychological therapy! I think from now on, I'll stick with prayer.....
and lucky rabbits feet!!!!
SLEEP WITH 1 EYE OPEN BEFORE KARMA STRIKES YOU DOWN!!!

Yes, I am.

Something funny happened this afternoon! I walked into wright's class, and saw some kid's lunch on MY computer desk, and he didn't log out yet! I was slightly PISSED!!! So I took his lunch and was about to throw it out, and wright said "HEY! Don't throw that out, please!" So I didn't, but I wasn't about to put it back on my desk! Therefore, I put it on another desk. The lunch was made up of two empty apple juice cartons, a half-eaten bowl of mashed potatoes, and an unopened chocolate milk carton. I would have eaten the mashed potatoes, but I wasn't sure what STDs he was carrying, so I settled with the unopened chocolate milk. I opened it right as the kid who was sitting at my desk last walked in. His name was Jonathan Rocca. The lanky, Irish moron came up to me and said "DUDE!!! YOU'RE DRINKING MY MILK!!!" and I just sat there and said "Yes, I am" as I took a gulp out of the carton.

with a midgit

I just recently had a startling revelation!
The best way to beat children is to beat them with a midgit!!! It's true!! Just pick up an unsuspecting midgit by the legs and use him to beat the child. Think about it! If you beat a child normally, you'll get your anus hauled off to jail for infinity years, but if you beat them with a midgit, then the child can't testify against you because they won't remember you beating them with a midgit. They'll only remember the midgit coming at them in the face! And if the midgit tries to testify, then he'll look bad! Seriously, saying "He beat his child with me!" doesn't sound good at all. And in the case that there are other witnesses in the area, they would shout "OH MY GOD!!! He's beating that kid with a midgit!!!" and everyone else would be like "What!!?" Then they would take out a camera and start recording it, saying "This is the best $%!# ever!" and then it would be on YOUtube the next day and it would become one of its top rated videos, and professional movie critics would say "This is fake", so there still won't be any substantial proof saying that you beat a kid using a midgit. I'm telling you, it's the perfect crime!
ANARCHY OUT!!!

spring break

This spring break I'm gonna stay home while my whole family goes on a camping trip, which means I have the whole house to myself... AWESOME!!! This, of course gives me time to plot how I'll conqure the world. I have the basic schematic worked out, but I just need to fix some of the bugs. So at around 2020, I'll be your new World Dictator!!! Mwahahahahaa!!!!

HAIL BECKHAM, II!!!

As far as my computer class is conserned, I've pretty much enjoyed everything in this class except Hobowars. If anything, I would change having to play hobowars for a grade. Other than that, everythings pretty good.

School budget

What do you think about schools not having enough money to operate? IT SUCKS!!!
If there was a budget crisis at our school, what programs do you think should be cut in order to save money? FCAT!!!
-Do you think that some teachers should be cut in order to save money? The old ones who are senile and pretty much every science teacher from Nassau county, since they aren't doing their job.
-Do you think that a budget crisis in the school district would effect your overall education? No, considering that the purpose of public school is to feed us the lies that the Feds want us to believe.

2/24 assignment picture

2/24 assignment

The Art Institute of Jacksonville was founded 2006. They offer programs in culinary, design, and Media Arts. I’d like to study Graphic Design because, even though it’s for advertising, it’s closest to graphic novel and political cartoon art. I chose this college because it’s close to where I live and I want to study art.
With a bachelor’s degree, I’d probable have a temporary job in advertisement design, then move on to become a political cartoonist.

Art Institute of Jacksonville

Weekend of 21-22

Here's what I did on the weekend of 21-22: Saturday; Watched my brothers and got my ears cleaned with peroxide, Sunday; went to church, Applebee's, and then Kabuki

Awesome person

Oh, hell...o...

Once again, Wright wants us to talk about a person who we admire. Well, as it says on my profile I am a dedicated Christian, so it might be a sin if I didn't say Jesus Christ was my awesome person. Seriously though, he is awesome. Not only is he a hero and a savior, but he was sort of a rebel against the law makers of the time, which in a sence makes him an anarchist.

So here's to the ultamate anarchist...JC

HALLELUJIA!!!

Rule I'd like to assassinate

Greetings, fellow followers of no one.

Today, I've been asked by Wright to talk about what rule I'd like to change in our school. That unfortunate rule I'd like to assassinate is that we can't leave campus to get some decent food. It needs to change because THE SCHOOL LUNCHES SUCK!!! In fact, I'm afraid to eat the spagetti there anymore because I pulled a 2-foot-long hair out of my mouth from it. The school put this rule into place because they knew they wouldn't make money if we had a choice.
So in conclusion...

LET'S GO TO WENDY'S!!!

Presidential Inauguration

Buenos Pantelones!

Today is the day of the presidential inauguration, when Barack Nobama will officially be accepted as president. So my comp teacher has asked us to blog on what we think of it. So my opinion is...

OBAMA'S THE ANTICHRIST!!!

This weekend

konnichiwa.

Today I got an assignment from my com teacher. We have to text about what we did this weekend, so here it is... On friday... um... On Saturday I went to a youth rally where I actually saw people from my school (sucks). On Sunday... uh... On Monday, which was also Martin Luther King Jr Day, I celebrated by boycotting busses, getting shot by fire hoses and getting attacked by police dogs.

OH MY GOD!!! SOMEONE SHOT A WHITE MAN!!!

Anarchist Party

Greetings, faithful followers (if any. Please make yourselves aware to me if you're out there).

I have devised a plan to create a new political party, the Anarchist Party. Our goals shall be to oppose the president in any matter that involves direct action from the government and eventually to overthrow the government to permanently ensure freedom in the land of the free. Don't believe any of the crap the government feeds you about how they do ensure our freedom. It's all lies. They are just being underhanded about trying to control you as they have been since the Civil War. If they took the direct approach to total control, many would have already overthrown the government. In fact, it is our right in the constitution to overthrow the government when they have abused their authority. Our symbol, like the Republican donkey and the Democrat elephant, shall be the... well I need ideas. There's a poll for you to pick the symbol of the Anarchist Party on this blog, so please choose wisely.

ANARCHY!!!

More than 24 time zones

You know how they say there are 24 time zones? That's one time zone for each hour of the day, right? Well, if it worked like that wouldn't there be more than 24 time zones? For example, within those time zones, wouldn't there be 60 more time zones for each minute? So you drive east or west and every few miles and you have to change your clock by one minute. Even beyond that, wouldn't there be a time zone for any measurement of time that exists? So as your walking down the street, and for each step you take, you have to set your clock one millisecond later.

ALIENS WILL ABDUCT YOU IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR BROCOLLI!!!

3rd Nine Weeks

funnGreeting from beyond the usual.

Today, I will be blogging about the third nine weeks. Why? (retorical question, don't freakin' answer it) Because our computer teacher assigned it to us, and I just have to screw things up...
The first question I am asked is "What are you looking forward to?" Actually I have something very special planned, but I'll have to wait until I'm caught to tell you. Next on the list is "What are you dreading?" Well, that's obvious. I'm dreading when I'll get caught for what I previously mentioned. And last is "Are you counting the days until Spring Break?" No actually, I'm not....
I'm counting the minutes.

IT'S 10 O' CLOCK! DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR VIRGINITY'S AT!?

On the subject of blogging...

Greetings, internet blog-reading world.

This is actually my first blog. My computer class teacher assigned this, so I'm gonna try to make the most of it. Our first assignment today is on the subject of blogging itself, and our personal feelings on it. So first we assess the definition blogging. According to Wikipedia, a blog (a contraction of the term "Web log") is a web site, usually maintained by an individual with regular entries of commentary, descriptions of events, or other material such as graphics or video. BUT......................................................................................................................
I say blogging as the toilet paper of the web, as bloggers wipe the freakin' crap off their metaphorical arses with their blog pages. However, that's only the good ones. The crappy ones post useful crap like important dates and newsletters. So all in all........................................................

bloggin's pretty cool.

SHUT THE CRAP UP!!!